Burberry Baby

I can't stand my student's mum. He is about 1 year old, she's maybe 30. She dressed him in Burberry. Head to toe, he came to school today in a Burberry jump-suit and when he took it off he revealed underneath Burberry overalls, a Burberry blouse and Burberry socks in his Burberry shoes.

He's a baby! He's going to wet himself and get dirty crawling around under the TV in my classroom, why does his mum waste so much money on her Burberry baby?

Gotta wear the Burberry or you're just a big baby failure.